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Name: Noah
Birthday: 4/26/1984
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Friday, February 18, 2005

WELL, it has been FOREVER since I updated this sight!  lol

Guess what I read in the "Times" yesterday?  First of all, I read that there was a 17 year old kid, he just a few days  later turned 18, who had stolen a car and then got pulled over and arrested.  When he was taken to the police station he pulled the police officers gun out of the holster, shot the cop, his partner and the dispatcher.  He is awaiting trial for three charges of First Degree Murder and one count of Grand Theft Auto.

They are blaming a VIDEO GAME for what happened.  The game, GTA: San Andreas, is made by Rockstar and distributed by Sony Entertainment for the Playstation 2.  They are SUEING those two companies as well as Wal-Mart for selling the game to the kid.  As if him buying the game a month later when he would have been 18 would have made things any different IF the game DID influence him to make those choices.

Frankly, if you are THAT stupid that EVERYTHING influences you to do things, stay inside a rubber room!  We don't need people who are so easily influenced that EVERYTHING and ANYTHING can make them do things.  If you are one of these people, you are stupid, stay at home, go to hell.  lol

I read another story about how they are now banning Matches and Lighters, (disposable or not, along with any type of match), from flights and airports.  They keep banning more and more stuff.  Pretty soon we're going to have to fly butt fucking naked and when we go through the fifty MILLION security check points we're going to have to bend over at all of them while they check all our holes because EVENTUALLY one of these terrorist mother frellers will put C4 up their asses to try and blow the plane up.

What the FRELL people?!?!  Look, there IS NO SUCH THING AS SECURITY!!!  Plain and simple.  Unless we monitor every person, every little thing they do, and every little area on the face of the planet we CAN NOT get rid of terrorists.  It doesn't matter what day and age or what type of government you have, you just CAN NOT get rid of ALL of the terrorists.  Terrorism is a problem that is on going and you have to deal with it.  Technically, Robin Hood and any type of group of revolutionaries could be classified as terrorists if you really wanted to.  Just learn that you can't leave your house and expect to be COMPLETELY safe.  Also, the terrorists believe this is a holy war.  They are fanatics.  The only way to get rid of this current group of terrorists is to kill them all.  If you leave even one person, that one person will train others to come back and kill more of your people.  "KILL'EM ALL, LET GOD SORT'EM OUT!!!"

That is about it for todays rant.  I'm going to try and keep up on the news to be able to rant more and to give myself more ulcers.  I hope everyone has a nice day.  ;P  lol

P.S.  "Airport security is to make white people feel safe."  --  George Carlin


Saturday, July 31, 2004

Well, I haven't updated the site for QUITE some time thanks to the fact that I have a relatively BORING life.  I am looking for a new job now though.  I have a test to take on Monday, which is August 2nd.  Too bad it's at 8:45AM... !  I am NOT really a morning person, so this will be a wee bit hard for me...

Those of you who know me and have talked to me at least once more than likely know that already.  ;P

Well, that's all for now.  I'll try to update this thing more often though.  ;P

Currently Playing
Take a Look in the Mirror
By Korn
Track 6 - "Did My Time"
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Thursday, July 08, 2004

Well, I haven't been able to update this thing because of work.  Work sucks!!    Wanna know WHY I hate working at "Shop N' Save"?  I hate working there because of people like this one woman.  Her two kids are tearing EVERYTHING up while I'm checking out two buggies worth of stuff.  The total came to $243.98 with tax.  Do you KNOW what she payed me with?!  ONES!  244 one dollar bills!  I HAVE to count EVERYTHING that people give me to pay for this stuff!  God I HATE people like that woman...

I got into yet still ANOTHER arguement with my family.  Result?  I have to pay for HALF of the cell phone bill, when I don't use the cell phone.  That's at least $35.  I have to pay for the internet.  Kind of fair since I'm pretty much the only person living here that USES it.  Wouldn't be so bad, until she shows me the bill.  "Time Warner" charges ONE-HUNDRED dollars a month for the FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!  I'm ticked off just a bit at THAT bill just to say the least...  I have to pay MORE rent now.  The total is now $100 a month for rent.  I have two credit cards to pay on.  One of them is $500 and has $400 on it.  The other one has $200 on it.  That's also the limit on it...  I need to make a combined payment of at least $100 each month on these two credit cards.

I only get THREE DAYS at "Shop N' Save".  I only get about $100 dollars a check if I'm lucky.  This isn't includeing if I go into work whenever somebody calls off and I go in to work for them.  I get payed every Thursday.  That makes it ALOT easier to get the payments in for stuff by their due date.  That's STILL only $400 dollars I can count on each month.

SO, that's $335 dollars a month MINUMUM that I need to have JUST for my payments.  I get about $400 a month average.  That leaves me with ONLY $65 to do with as I please.  Like eat and pay for gas to go to work.  If I eat barely at my lunch break and that's ALL I eat that day, I only have to spend $3 a day on food & drink.  That's $36 dollars for just ONE meal a day on the days that I work.  What about the other days?  I steal food from my family.  F*@^ THEM!  They wanna CHARGE me to live in a house >I< have to take care of and don't even get me STARTED on all of the BS >I< have to do for my Great Grandmother.  She's 97 years old and can't get around herself because of her back.  I'll let you imagine the rest...

Well then, having the money I have left over, $29 after deductions like food, I will be able to get 14.5 gallons of gas.  That's worth 246.5 miles in my car.   My tank is like 20 gallons though, so 14.5 gallons ISN'T that much.  Just a couple of gallons over half a tank...

NOW THAT MATH CLASS IS OVER...

I would like to say, "THANK YOU VERY F*#&ING MUCH BUCH!!!".  Thanks to the government taking HALF of my check for CRAP I DON'T CARE ABOUT, I only get HALF of the money that >I< earn!  Why should >I< pay "Social Security"?  IF there IS any money left by the time I would be old enough to collect SS, I'll probably be DEAD by then anyways!  Most of the men in my family DIE by the time they're 60.  You can't get SS before the age of 65.  Unless of course they raise the age you have to be to get it.  AGAIN!  It should be OPTIONAL!  I could figger out ALOT BETTER ways to use that money than pad the pockets of these FING worthless politicians that are in office now.  Like pay my credit card bills that got wracked up from when I didn't have a job...

They take HALF of EVERYONE'S paycheck for NO APPARENT REASON when THEY DID NOTHING TO EARN IT THEMSELVES!!!

The ANGER and RAGE that I feel thinking about it is just UNDESCRIBEABLE...

Well, I'll try to log on more often to rant ALOT MORE  whenever I get the chance.  Hopefully once a day.  This way it won't be SO long.  Not to mention make more sense.  Good bye for now!  ;P

Currently Playing
Faceless
By Godsmack
Track 5 - "I Stand Alone"
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Thursday, July 01, 2004

I stole this from Gumbee505 who stole this from jack and jack stole this from evan.

LAYER ONE

- Name: Noah Evan Schumaker

- Birthdate: 04/26/1984

- Birthplace: Fairmont, West Virginia

- Current Location: Fairmont, West Virginia

- Eye Color: Blue, but slowly turning Gray

- Hair Color : Light Brown

- Height: 6'

- Righty or Lefty: Righty

- Zodiac Sign: Taurus

LAYER TWO

- Your heritage: 25% each of: American Indian, Croacian, German, Hispanic

- The shoes you wore today: Steel Toed and Black

- Your weakness: Only one? lol ;P  Coffee

- Your fears: That when I die, I won't take all those that I hate with me.

- Your perfect pizza: In this order: Bread, Sauce, Pepperoni, Cheese, Pepporoni, Cheese, Sauce, Bread

- Goal you'd like to achieve: To rule the world with my ARMY of battle-mechs!  MUHAHAHA!!!  :D

LAYER THREE

- Your most overused phrase on AIM: lol  ;P

- Your thoughts upon first waking up: Oh god.  What time is it?  FUCK!  God damnit it's too early...

- Your best physical feature: My Face

- Most missed memory: Being able to beat the crap outta people and NOT have the cops called...

LAYER FOUR

- Pepsi or Coke: Coke

- McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

- Single or group dates: Don't matter to me

- Adidas or Nike: Nike 

- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:  Nestea

- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla

- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

LAYER FIVE

- Smoke: Nope!

- Cuss: Like a sailor that's about to die after not seeing a woman for 7 years.

- Take a shower everyday: Yep

- Have a crush: It's more than a crush...

- Do you think you've been in love: Yes

- Want to go to college: I'm IN college.

- Like high school: It was fun.

- Want to get married: Yes

- Believe in yourself:  Sometimes in some areas, other areas all the time.

- Get motion sickness: No

- Think you're attractive: Yes

- Think you're a health freak: Heh.  If you think eating TONS of red meat and drinking tons of coffee as opposed to water is healthy, then SURE!  Why not?  lol  ;P 

- Get along with your parents: Almost Never

- Like thunderstorms: I love them!

- Play an instrument: Not right now I don't.

LAYER SIX

In the past month...

- Drank alcohol: Yes

- Smoked: No

- Done a drug: No

- Had sex: Unfortunately, NO!

- Made out: No

- Gone on a date: No

- Gone to the mall: Yep

- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I've NEVER done that...

- Eaten sushi: Yeah.  Tastes crappy...

- Been on stage: Nope

- Been dumped: No

- Gone skating: No

- Made homemade cookies: No

- Gone skinny dipping: Nope

- Dyed your hair: No

- Stolen anything: No

LAYER SEVEN

Ever...

- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Nope

- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Not EXTREMELY intoxicated.  I've been drunk though.

- Been caught 'doing something': Nope

- Been called a tease: No

- Gotten beaten up: No

- Shoplifted: AHEM!  I plead the fifth...

- Changed who you were to fit in: Only to an extent.  Mainly just my outer appearance.

LAYER EIGHT

- Age you hope to be married: The sooner the better.  I'm already 20 damnit...

- Numbers and names of children: However many I end up having.  I'll figure at the names whenever it happens...

- Describe your dream wedding: Exactly like the kings and queens got married in the olden days.  Or at least like they show it in the movies.  ;P

- How do you want to die: In a noble, valiant, and sacrificial battle.  The kind where I die to take out whatever turns the tide and ultimately wins the war for my side.

- Where you want to go to college: Somewhere that people will go, "Hey!  That's a damn good college!  You must be smart!".  One of THEM college's.

- What do you want to be when you grow up: A monarch/mechwarrior.

- What country would you most like to visit: Croacia

LAYER NINE

In a guy/girl..

- Best eye color? Slate Grey

- Best hair color? Red

- Short or long hair: Long

- Height: Just so long as they're not TALLER than me.  So no taller than 6' tall.

- Best weight: Appropriate for their body type.

- Best articles of clothing: Whatever isn't slutty.

- Best first date location: Drive In

- Best first kiss location: In each other's arms

LAYER TEN

- Number of drugs taken illegally: 0

- Number of people I could trust with my life: 1

- Number of CDs that I own: Damn.  Hell if I know!  lol  ;P

- Number of piercings: 0

- Number of tattoos: 0

- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Hopefully none.  lol  ;P

- Number of scars on my body: 3 I think


Well, I went with my best friend Peanut to go see thier friend Gumbee.  Gumbee seems pretty cool.  Shy though.  It was my first time meeting them in person with only a hand full of times talking to her online.  I'd like to get to know more about Gumbee, but that's just another, (among innumerable things), something that takes time.  I found out a few very importnat things though:  Gumbee loves animals, and she's a vegetarian.

It's histirical to joke with vegetarians about eating meat.  LOL  *evil grin*

Here is the funny part, to get there we needed a vehicle.  Well, I couldn't find the keys to my car and my friend's car was being "borrowed" by thier mother.  Commandered is a better way to put it...  That aside though!  Well, we had another friend take us to where my grandmother's van was and we went and got it.  We got to Gumbee's house at somewhere between 2:30PM and 3:00PM.  I'm not really sure.  It's a bit of the ways out there too!  lol  

The only BAD thing about this is that we had to have the vehicle back to where it was parked by at least 5:00PM.  Why?  My grandmother didn't know that we took it.  lol

As long as she don't know, it don't matter.  I put gas in the car EVERY time I use it, so it's not really an issue.  It's just that she's one of those paranoid people that thinks that EVERY TIME that someone goes out on the road, they're MORE THAN LIKELY going to get into a wreak.  In fact in her opinion, it's a miracle if they DON'T get in a wreak.  See why I don't bother to tell her that I even LEAVE THE HOUSE???  Yeah.  Paranoid with a capitol P.

After we took the car back we had to walk back.  I carried my friends stuff as I always do.  The only thing about the walking wasn't I didn't expect to be walking, and I sweat like a pig when I'm hot.  I also had on my heavy steel toed shoes, a thick pair of jeans, and on top of my black beater I had on one of those nice polyester shirts.   Well, first thing's first.  I take off the polyester shirt.  That only helped so much.  We walked for I don't know how long.  It couldn't have been more than an hour though.  I just wasn't prepared for the walking that day.  Not in jeans.  Shorts and regular shoes WITHOUT metal in them to slow me down, then yeah.  No problem.  An hour walkin' ain't nothin' then!  lol  ;P

After that when me and my friend Peanut got home, Peanut cooked on the grill.  Peanut is a VERY good cook.  This works out GREAT for me because I can't cook worth shit.  lol

I'd rather just get the food and whatever else and give it to them.  I'm just like, "Here.", as I thrust the bag  of stuff at them.  lol  ;P

Peanut's friend came and got them and took them home about 9:30PM ish.  I THINK that's what it was...  I could be wrong very easily.  After they left I went and did my usuall thing playing Utopia.  I'll include a link to that game on this page.  I then finished making sure that everything that wasn't cleaned up earlier WAS cleaned up.  I then got ready for bed.  After I was done with that I wrote this.  Well, FINISHED writing it.  I've done some of that cleaning and getting ready for bed while I was typing this.  :D

Well, that's it for this one!  That's my day, and at 5PM today, since now it's 2:14AM, I'll have to be at work.  I work from 5PM-Midnight tonight.  YAY!!  Just shoot me...  The FUN part is that Friday, I have to go to work at 11:30AM-6:30PM.  I think that's AWESOME scheduling!  Friggin' hell!  Makin' me work these weird hours isn't good.  For me and everyone else around me that is.  lol  ;P

What gets me about the hours, is that they aren't CONSISTENT with them!  They change them EVERY WEEK so that if you want to schedule something, you have to basically just schedule it, and then let them know.  If you don't let them know by Wensday at 4PM, then they aren't going to give it to you.  To not be scheduled for that day that is.  It's a pain in the ass.  They also won't give you more than 30 hours a week.  THEN they have the GAUL to tell us that they WILL NOT schedule around another job!  I'm sorry, but as long as I'm only getting $5.45 an hour, and not something like over $12 an hour, that's NOT going to do it for getting bills paid AND to be able to LIVE LIFE on!  Fucking hell...

Well, good night all!  ;P

http://games.swirve.com/utopia   <--Link to Utopia

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Faceless
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Track 8 - Releasing the Demons
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